how i avoid discussing my life and why nobody ever calls me on it.

crick: you have to tell me what happened last night that made it suck so much.

me: it’s just an accumulation of a lot of things.

me: what are you supposed to do when someone hates you so much that it makes you hate yourself, but you still have to love them?

crick: idk. that’s deep shit. sounds like me and my parents.

me: (suddenly realizing i should never have said that) oh yeah, like what?

crick: (goes off about his parents).

he will never ask me about it again.